By Noah Bell
and Max Rosenberg
Theme Editors
Hello Mustangs, the Peanut Gallery is back with more juicy input on Costa’s latest controversies. We would love to report the greatest sports events and other positive news of the past month, but once again, we have been forced to be the bearer of bad news. However, do not hate the players, hate the game. We merely report on the mucky corruption that Mira Costa students have to wade through each day. We don’t create it.
This issue, we will talk about first the good, then the bad and finally the ugly of our school. Boys beach volleyball won California Interscholastic Federation (CIF) for the second year in a row, so props to you guys for being one of the few sports on campus that gets results. That’s all for sports, so let’s move on to the fun stuff.
Senior superlatives have been announced, so get excited. Who doesn’t love finding out who campaiged the most for their title, or who printed and filled out the most copies of the ballots? Our monthly piece of wisdom to all underclassmen: If you want a shot at the best superlative, you don’t need to earn it, you just need to have paper, a copy machine, and the desperation to beg every person you see to vote for you. However, if you want to get a trill superlative the old-fashioned way, just pick up some sick hobbies at school, which brings us to our next topic.
If you’ve never walked into a bathroom and seen some underclassmen ripping phat bruule clouds, do you even go to Costa? Nothing is uglier than seeing students so full of potential blow it away for that sweet domey feeling. The Juuling epidemic is spreading, and it’s spreading fast. Soon, even the highly effective Team Costa won’t be able to contain it, especially after the departure of their lord and savior Jon Shaw. If you make a stop in the bathroom for a routine leak and find yourself with your hands out in front of you in an effort to navigate a minty cloud of disappointment, we suggest you run.
Don’t mess with the Juulers. Their Supreme (Hanes) socks may seem silly, but they mean business. The blatant disregard these vastly superior students have for the well-being of others, who are forced into blindness just trying to use the bathroom, shows just how bold they really are. At the end of the day, you have to ask yourself, “What would you do if there was child right in front of you juuling instead of spending time in class doing valuable busy work?” Here at the Peanut Gallery, we hope our most loyal followers would make the right decision.
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